Neocons, hedge fund managers, corporate outsourcers, war profiteers, and "values voters"...Meet Your 2016 Republican Nominee!

If you want a war with Iran, you're in luck!  If you want lower tax rates on financial speculators, check! If you think 4-5 dollar a gallon is a fair price to pay for gas, open your wallet and cheer! If you like a Frank Luntz focus group approved candidate you think can get at least 250 electoral votes, you've got one!


Meet your 2016 Republican nominee.  He is a Bush, after all, he just wisely isn't named Bush!

He's kinda short.  He has a really sexy combover. He speaks in precise, predictable cliches. He fills out an empty suit well, and wears his religious faith neatly on his sleeves. He's a young man in a hurry peddling carefully crafted old ideas.  He is the son of immigrants, chosen precisely for that reason, who promotes an agenda to further enrich the WASPy elite that bankrolls his fake crusade. And he is coming your way with a vengeance. For God, for Country, for the Republican Party, and for Mammon! But not necessarily in that order! Pack up your sons and daughters' old kit bag, and get ready to ship them out! Next stop ISIS!

Meet Marco Antonio Rubio!  The new Golden Boy, or if you prefer, the heroic "Bantam Rooster" of neoconservatism. He will have Wild Bill Kristol swooning. And He just clinched the Republican nomination in Iowa tonight with his "symbolic" silver medal, or as the media will tell you, his "tie" with Donald Trump for second place, and he will face either a Clinton/Castro or a Biden/Warren ticket in the fall.  Will Hillary's Manchurian Man, the Donald, once he realizes he has indeed been treated unfairly by the party of hopeless neoconservatism, run third? Would he do it even if Hillary gets kneecapped by the FBI, and Biden is the Democratic nominee?

You're going to get more spin and disinformation about The GOP's Savior than you can tolerate between now and November thanks to the tidal wave of hard, soft and dark money soon to roll into, around, and over his campaign.  Expect the Kochs to be all in before the week is out.