Chris Christie, better known by his professional show name "Fatuous & Furious," and once the top billed clown in the Cirque du GOP until Donald Trump joined the circus last year, will leave the organization next week, immediately after the New Hampshire engagement, Jebwatch has learned. His departure likely results from an ongoing labor dispute between himself and newly hired ringmaster "Kid Marco" Rubio. Christie has been taunting Rubio in his sideshow acts in New Hampshire following the ever more popular Rubio's elevation to the role of ringmaster during the Iowa show last week, and he appears to be losing support among both the circus troupe and circus goers. Christie has vowed to continue this self-destructive behavior during the circus' signature clown cage match exhibition on Saturday in Manchester, ahead of the main event in the Big Tent next Tuesday. Christie is reported to be headed back to a local circus in New Jersey, his home state, where he was the headline act before he joined the national tour of the Cirque du GOP.
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