Carly Fiorina to launch (token) bid on May 4

You can bet there will be at least one token woman and one token African-American on the debate stage with JEB! this fall. Last time it was Michelle Bachman and Herman Cain, respectively.

This time, the party will substitute a failed CEO for a flake, and a politically naive, but otherwise much-lauded surgeon named Ben Carson for the one man Cain "bimbo-eruption" sideshow act, respectively. Reuters reports fired Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina will be the party's designated female attack dog on The Hildabeast, beginning with a formal May 4 rollout.