Here's Hoping "Fatuous & Furious" Get the Call as Next Ringmaster for Cirque du Trump

Now that Trump has told Michael Kelly, "Your fired!" who will replace him as the new Ringmaster in Trump's reality show presidency?  If you want the best show possible, you better hope it's Chris Christie.

Christie is, of course, available. Media is buzzing about him being a "strong option." One can hope!

But there are, shall we say, a few bridges closed in his pathway. Can Boy Prince Jared be brought around to the idea of supporting the porcine former US attorney who jailed his father on multiple corruption charges?

Christie's biggest problem, though, might not be Ivanka's metrosexual trophy husband. The Jersey Shore's most famous beached whale might not get the chance to entertain Americans again simply because he is too colorful in his own right, and would upstage Trump himself to some unacceptably considerable degree.

Trump should think of the team act of Trump and Christie, however as, "The Two Stooges." Twice the fun on the
same show card for one price. No one can tell Jim Acosta to, "Sit down and shut up!" like Fat & Furious can. In fact, moving Sarah Huckabee Sanders to chief of staff and appointing Christie to her job probably would be the best casting move for reality show viewers. Christie can be the face (and voice) of the White House, and Trump can remain it's "train wreck" social media presence on Twitter.

Ratings would go through the Big Top.