Saturday, October 25, 2014

JEB! 2016: The Great Triangulation begins

JEB! has started to position himself to run for president in 2016 by doing what any Bush would do, talking out of both sides of his mouth. JEB! told a group of fat cat donors in South Carolina (the most important early Republican primary state) that he doesn't like the "polarizing fights and constant negativity of the political news media." So he watches Fox News for a few minutes each day, then switches over to ESPN. Apparently he didn't mean this as a joke, but rather as a pathetic attempt to tell anyone not impressed by the kool-aid of neocon conspiracy theories and Randian plutocrat hagiography peddled by the news network his family's political supports run for his benefit that he only kind of watches, but not really.

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