13 Movie Characters Who Would Be A Better President Than JEB! Bush (They’ll kill anyone – rich or poor.)

In time, Amerika, like my father and brother,
you will call me MASTER!

(whatculture.com) - When Jeb Bush is inaugurated as America’s 45th President in January 2017, the ceremony will mark 8 years since his brother left office and 25 years since his father lost to Bill Clinton. This is fact, by the way – in true family tradition, the election has already been bought and paid for.

Surviving Bush III will be just like surviving In The Name Of The King III: The Last Mission – it requires courage and stamina, and most people won’t make it. But if America needs to swing to the right and usher in a new Dark Age, can’t we at least have a more flamboyant leader than the redneck son of a former CIA chief?

Certain alternatives are verboten: Dr Hannibal Lecter, for instance, would be considered “elitist” by old-time Republicans, and his accent wouldn’t go over at all. Adenoid Hynkel is too left wing, and a fan of ballet to boot. And let’s not get started on why Dr Frank N Furter isn’t suitable.

Here are the 13 men and women that could not only have mass appeal, but also destroy the planet with a smile and a pithy one-liner. Because if the world has to end, we want it to end in style.  Read more.