Sunday, April 13, 2014

April Fool: “Jeb Bush 2016 Is a Surefire Winner,” Says Local Unicorn

Can you feel the excitement? TheWashington Post reports that all the important Republicans have decided that Jeb Bush is going to be their nominee in 2016.

Jeb speaks Spanish! The GOP Establishment knows that this will totally make Hispanics vote for him, because as they all know from that one time they talked to a Hispanic person, all Hispanics are the same and are totally impressed when an Anglo guy busts out with “¡Hola!”

...Jeb! Isn’t that the kind of name NASCAR people like? Oh, and Jeb totally digs country music artists like Taylor Nelson and Willie Swift. He’s one of them!

Townhall: “Jeb Bush 2016 Is a Surefire Winner,” Says Local Unicorn

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